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Hey! We’re performing some quick maintenance tomorrow (Thursday 21st March) from 10:00-12:30 CET. During this time there may be some brief periods of downtime, but these shouldn’t last more than a few seconds. Thanks for bearing with us!

Update: 12:10 CET 

…and we’re done! Everything is okay!

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Hey! We’re performing some quick maintenance tomorrow (Wednesday 26th March) from 10:00-11:00 CET. During this time:

• Neither ministats nor /you/stats will update.
• Downloads, likes, comments and reposts won’t be possible.

Everything will be reinstated once the maintenance is over. Thanks for bearing with us!

Update: 11:02 CET

All done! Thanks for your patience. 

soundcloudstatus:

We’ll be performing some quick maintenance today from 10:00-10:30 CET. During this time stats will be unavailable. Thanks for bearing with us!

Update 10:49 CET: And we’re done! Apologies for overrunning slightly, and thanks for bearing with us.

soundcloudstatus:

We’ll be performing some quick maintenance today from 10:00-10:30 CET. During this time stats will be unavailable. Thanks for bearing with us!

Update 10:49 CET: And we’re done! Apologies for overrunning slightly, and thanks for bearing with us.

soundcloudstatus:

We’ll be performing some quick maintenance today from 11:00-11:30 CET. During this time stats will be unavailable. Thanks for bearing with us!

Update: the maintenance will now finish at 11:45 CET.

Update: the maintenance will now finish at 12:00 CET.

Update 12:04 CET: and we’re done! Thanks for hanging in there.

soundcloudstatus:

We’ll be performing some necessary maintenance tomorrow morning,  Tuesday 16th, from 10:00 CET. During this time, there may be brief periods of downtime for a small number of users.

Thanks for bearing with us!

Update 11:20 CET: we’re done! Thanks for hanging in there.

soundcloudstatus:

We’ll be performing some necessary maintenance tomorrow morning,  Tuesday 16th, from 10:00 CET. During this time, there may be brief periods of downtime for a small number of users.

Thanks for bearing with us!

Update 11:20 CET: we’re done! Thanks for hanging in there.

soundcloudstatus:

Hey! Some stats will be unavailable while we do some quick maintenance today from 11:30-12:30 CET. During this time:

• Stats under /you/stats won’t be available
• Some other stats won’t update

Thanks!

Update 12:29 CET: All done! Thanks for everyone’s patience.

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18:30 CET / 9:30 PST

Hey, we’re experiencing some downtime but we’ll be back up ASAP. Thanks for bearing with us.

Update: 19:10 CET / 10:10 PST

We’re still looking into this and working hard to bring the service fully back (new, Classic, and widgets). We’ll post again once we have more updates.

Update: 20:50 CET / 11:50 PST

All clear! The site has stabilized and all functions have been restored. Sorry for the interruption there.

soundcloudstatus:

The stats overview will be unavailable while we do some quick maintenance today starting at 10:45AM CET/1:45AM PST. During this time:

• Stats under /you/stats won’t be available
• Some other stats amongst the site won’t update, but will catch up and update after the maintenance is finished

Once…